Wednesday, September 12, 2012

[ThumBlister] The Madden Curse: A History


   The “Madden Curse” is no longer a superstition. Starting as a joke years ago, the curse has now managed to effect all 16 players to have graced a Madden cover in some way or another.
For those blissfully unaware, since 1998 every copy of the football video game Madden has featured a player on it's box art. Every single player to do so has either been seriously hurt or taken a dramatic downturn in performance that same season.
   As we are entering into our new NFL season, I thought we should take a look back at the Madden Curse so far, and analyze Lion Calvin Johnson's chances. As we go into the numbers, remember Madden is labeled for which year the NFL season will end not begin. So Madden '99 was the '98-'99 season, and so on.


   Until Madden '99 John Madden himself was on every cover of a Madden game. Then 49ers Garrison Hearst was featured on the cover. This should have been a big red flag, as he suffered one of the worst cases of the curse. At first it seemed like Garrison would deliver a great year. That was until the divisional playoff game where Hearst severely broke his ankle. Garrison's break was so bad, he was forced out of the next two seasons and never fully recovered.


   Barry Sanders of the Lions was the next athlete chosen for the cover, but after receiving the honor he promptly retired never to play again. Whether that means he was the only player to miss the curse, or his retirement was caused by it is up to interpretation. After Sanders abrupt exit, Packers Dorsey Levens was quickly placed onto the covers Sanders was not already on. The Packers did not make the playoffs that year after two back to back Superbowl wins, and Dorsey was cut from the team the following year due to a knee injury.


   2001 marked the year Eddie George of the Tennessee Titans was selected. Eddie actually had a career making season that year, almost proving the already rumored curse wrong. That was until the divisional finals match up with the Baltimore Ravens. George missed an easy pass, that was intercepted and returned by the Ravens to win the game. This interception cost the Titans their chance at the Superbowl. The following year Eddie George injured his toe and barely played through the season. For the remainder of his career Eddie would never carry more than 3.4 yards again.


   The cover was held by Vikings Daunte Culpepper in '02. While Daunte would go on to set an NFL record in 2004, 2001 was not so kind. Culpepper threw 13 total interceptions in only 11 games, where his season was thankfully ended by a knee surgery. The following year Daunte threw a whopping 23 interceptions.


   Marshal Faulk got off pretty easy all things considering. After 4 straight seasons running over 1,300 yards for the Rams, Faulk received an injury to his ankle, sitting out five games, and he failed to reach 1,000 yards in a season ever again.


   In 2004 the Madden curse finally became an urban legend. Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was openly proud to be on the cover of Madden 2004, that is until the week Madden was released. Vick fractured his right fibula during a preseason game missing the majority of the season. Oh, then there's that little matter of his dog-fighting and prison sentence.


   Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis had never finished a season without an interception until 2005. He even had a career high six interceptions in the '03-'04 season. Then he was selected to be the Madden cover star. Lewis did not catch a single interception that year, and the Ravens failed to make the playoffs after winning their division the previous year.


   Donovan McNabb is unarguably the worst to suffer the curse's wrath. Albeit he did bring it upon himself. The Eagles quarterback had just led his team to the playoffs 5 straight years, earning him the 'right' to be on the Madden 2006 cover. McNabb then had to stare into the eyes of the beast, publicly saying of the curse, “it might be a trend, but I don't believe in the curse at all.”. Donovan McNabb is a stupid man. He promptly suffered a very painful injury to his groin. Donovan's groin injury was so severe in fact he was forced to opt for surgery and was left out of the remainder of his season. The Madden Curse is not afraid to hit below the belt.


   The Seattle Seahawks were coming off their best season ever, having just been to their first ever Superbowl. A main factor in this success was running back Shaun Alexander. His rewards were twofold. On one hand he was given a $62 million contract, making him the highest paid running back in history. The other was the 'honor' of being on the Madden 2007 cover. Shaun immediately broke his foot in only the third week of the season. He was cut from the Seahawks a year later.


   2008 marked an important change in the curse for one major reason, the internet. At this point the curse was becoming a fact, and fans were fully aware. So when EA approached LaDanian Tomlinson to be on the cover, fans took to the internet begging Tomlinson to refuse. He wisely chose to side with his fans, and did not appear on the cover, going on to have a great year. Tennessee Titans rookie Vince Young was not so lucky. He hurt his quadriceps his first year, and then his knee the following year. Young then lost his starting spot to Kerry Collins, just after signing a $58 million contract.


   At this point EA was doing anything to prove there is no curse. In 2009 they cheated and conveniently offered a retired Brett Favre the Madden cover. How could a retired player get injured right? Favre infamously returned from his retirement to play for the Jets that same year setting in motion a huge mess. The curse was angry. Brett tore a tendon in his bicep near the last five games of the season. He threw eight interceptions, and only two touchdowns over those five games losing to the Dolphins. This was also the season in which Brett was caught supposedly texting pictures of his business to Jenn Sterger. When the curse gets mad it always heads downstairs. Favre would of course 'retire' and return again to play for the Vikings the next year.


   At this point, you would think EA would have learned it's lesson. However, they once again attempted to cheat the curse by placing two players on the cover. If the curse were to attack, shouldn't it be less devastating if it were to be shared? Apparently not, as Cardinals Larry Fitzgerald was hit with a rib injury forcing him out of the both the post season and Pro Bowl. While the other star, Steelers Troy Polamalu, sprained his MCL and tore his posterior cruciate ligament, sitting out most of the season.


   In classic Madden Curse fashion, it was time for payback. If EA could place two players the previous year, the Curse could hit an entire team the next. Drew Brees of the Saints made the cover in 2011. Defending Super Bowl Champs, the Saints were expected to return. However, they met failure when up against the Seahawks in the playoffs. This does not seem like much, except the Seahawks were the first team in history to make the playoffs after a losing season. The best of the playoffs lost to easily the worst team to make it, in what is probably the biggest upset in playoff history. A year later the Saints were faced with the 'Bounty' scandal which has resulted in multiple fines as well as the suspension of the Saints Coach Sean Payton.


   Finally EA chose to just put their hands up in surrender to the curse. 2012 marked the first time fans were allowed to vote on their Madden cover. Fans chose to sacrifice Peyton Hillis of the Browns to the chopping block. Peyton left his prior 1100 yard season for a measly 587 yards. Over the year Hillis failed to reach contract negotiations with the Browns, and suffered multiple injuries all throughout, playing in only 10 games all season. At first Peyton was vocal that the curse was not causing his year as it happened, but in hindsight he has finally given in.


"Things didn't work in my favor this year," Hillis said. "There's a few things that happened this year that made me believe in curses. Ain't no doubt about it."
-Associated Press

   Now we reach 2013. Fans voted once again and put up Lions Calvin Johnson. Calvin was responsible for 20% of all the Lions points last season, and is now the highest paid Wide Receiver in the game at $132 million. I would say that number is just mocking the curse, begging to be knocked down a peg. Only time will tell.


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